This page, as you can undoubtedly tell, is dedicated to the derision and cursing of one President George W. "Dubya" Bush. The monkey-man who seems to be doing his utmost to play every role in the modern world - hero, villain, provider, robber, the list is endless.

Bush's elementary school photo (aged 49)

Why must this man be the subject of endless derision and mockery, you ask? Because, quite simply, people who receive degrees from Harvard are supposed to be smart. In Mr. Bush's case, however, $$$ seem to matter over IQ points. The man has also been in trouble in the past - he was once caught drink-driving, and lied repeatedly to avoid conviction; he pulled strings to avoid service in the Vietnam War, and got preferential treatment while there; as Governor of Texas, he sent many men and women to their deaths in barbaric execution chambers; even thickos can avoid choking almost to death on a pretzel. I like pretzels, but I don't choke on them. Maybe it was a plot by al-Qaeda to assassinate him? I don't know; he has seduced our benevolent Prime Minister, and has him in his ruthless clutches, making it impossible for our Tony to disobey him; need I go on?

"See? See what I mean? Weapons of mass destruction, right over there?"
"Sir, that's just a tipped-over dustbin."

BUSH TALKS:
on the Saudi Arabian suicide bombers.
'We will find the killers and bring them to American justice.'
Um...they're dead, Mr. President. The word 'suicide' sort of gives it away.

Mr. Bush is simply a spoilt rich kid, thriving on his family's (and especially his father's) reputation. Clinton wasn't the best President, but at least there were few major wars under him. Now look where we are. His support of Israel (and that fat, bloated prick Sharon) means that outright peace in the Middle East is virtually impossible (the road map is established; the directions are non-existent); he set out to find bin-Laden almost a year-and-a-half ago, and he hasn't been found, or brought to justice; war with Iraq has come and gone, without Saddam being indited for crimes against humanity; then what? Iran, Kuwait, North Korea, no-one is safe from the Bush totalitarianist regime. Now that the war in Iraq has finished, he is now occopied with rooting out whatever weapons of mass destruction that Saddam was harvouring. Well, it's been over a month since the conflict ended, and despite employing an American team of weapons inspectors to do the job, they still haven't found a goddamn thing!

The man knows what he's doing (Surely shome mishtake?)

A scary pattern emerges.

I leave you, the reader, to voice your opinions on the designated messageboard, which I will establish later. Do join us in the fight to rid the world of idiocy. Thank-you.

Remember, BUSH is short for BUllSHit.

Pictures courtesy of :
http://www.punkvoter.com
www.realchange.org/bushjr.htm
http://gi.grolier.com/presidents/ea/bios/43pgwb.html
http://www.2dtv.co.uk

Links :
Steve's Dubya "appreciation" page
A commemorative poem by Steve - 'Oh George, Oh GWB'

At home in the Oval Office.

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